Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It’s when someone gives you a mouth full of hot garbage

My cousin called me Jablowski at the family reunion

He said I was a Jablowski after I let him finish my pizza

My teacher gave me a D because I was a Jablowski during the test

2

It’s like having a sausage in your face

I got called Jablowski by my crush after gym class

I was a Jablowski in the middle of a math problem

My mom said I was a Jablowski while eating breakfast

3

It’s when you’re stuck with someone’s tongue and you can’t escape

I was a Jablowski during lunch

He called me Jablowski after I missed his text

I got a Jablowski from my neighbor while walking home

4

It’s when you get face-fried by someone’s mouth

I got Jablowski’d by my friend at the park

He said I was a Jablowski after I let him finish my snack

I was a Jablowski in the middle of a video game

5

It’s like getting a kiss from a dog that just ate a sock

My brother called me Jablowski after I let him finish my burger

I was a Jablowski during the school play

He said I was a Jablowski while I was doing my homework

6

It’s when your face is covered in someone’s grossness

I got Jablowski’d by my crush in the hallway

I was a Jablowski during the football game

He called me Jablowski after I let him finish my ice cream