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when you chow down on old smelly meat that makes your guts rebel and your butt let out a thunderous fart.

I ate that last slice of lunch meat and now I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck and a fart.

That expired bologna was a mistake. I’m now part meat and part toilet.

I tried to save money by eating the old hot dog. Now I’m paying with my stomach.

when you take a bite of meat that’s gone bad and your insides turn into a war zone of pain and gas.

I thought the meat was just sad. Turns out it was a war criminal.

That meat was bad. I didn’t just eat it, I got drafted into a war.

I took one bite and my stomach started a riot.

when you eat old meat and your body throws a hissy fit with pain and a loud gas escape.

That meat was a sneaky sinner. I got punished for eating it.

I didn’t just eat meat, I got gas and pain in my gut.

I thought I was being smart. Now I’m just being smelly.