Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A brutal hit from behind that leaves the victim barely able to breathe, let alone play hockey.

I got jablonskied so hard I couldn't even stand up.

He jablonskied me and I still haven't recovered.

That jablonski hit me so bad I had to sit out the whole game.

2

A god-like figure who can do anything and makes everyone around him look like a bunch of losers.

That guy is a jablonski, I swear he could rip the ice in half.

She’s a jablonski, I’ve never seen anyone so strong.

He’s the jablonski of the team, and I mean that in the best way.

3

A hit from behind that’s meant to knock someone out, or at least give them a good reason to quit.

He jablonskied me and I’m still sore.

That jablonski was so hard I almost cried.

I got jablonskied and I couldn’t even walk after that.

4

Drinking so much you can’t stand, can’t walk, and probably can’t remember your own name.

I drank so much last night, I got jablonskied and passed out on the floor.

That party was so wild, we all got jablonskied and ended up in the park.

He got jablonskied and had to be carried home by his best friend.

5

A person who messes everything up and makes life harder for everyone else.

That kid is a jablonski, he messes everything up.

She’s the worst jablonski I’ve ever seen.

He’s a jablonski and he’s gonna make us all fail.

6

A huge, nasty glob of jizz stuck in your jizz bib, and it's not pretty.

My jizz bib looked like a crime scene after that jablonski.

He had a jablonski so bad, I almost puked.

That jablonski was so bad, I had to take a shower just to get rid of it.

7

When you’re so bad at something, even your dog looks at you like you’re an idiot.

He failed the test so bad, it was a jablonski.

That math problem was a jablonski, I couldn’t even solve it.

She got a D on her test, that was a full-on jablonski.