Jablo’d

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You catch a bass and then use it to punch someone in the face like they owe you money.
I Jablo’d my cousin after he said my bass was ugly.
At the lake party, I Jablo’d the guy who took my seat.
I Jablo’d my teacher because he gave me a D on my math test.
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You catch a bass and then whack someone so hard their eyes almost pop out.
I Jablo’d my brother because he ate my last slice of pizza.
At the bass tournament, I Jablo’d the guy who said my fish was fake.
I Jablo’d my mom because she yelled at me for being late.
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You catch a bass and then throw it like a meatball at someone’s face.
I Jablo’d my friend after he laughed at my bad joke.
At the lake, I Jablo’d the guy who called my bass a baby.
I Jablo’d my dad because he said I was going to fail.
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