jables

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A stupid made-up name for Jack Black, the guy who sings with Tenacious D, and only he gets to use it.
My cousin called me jables because he thought I was Jack Black. I told him I was just a regular guy.
My teacher said I was jables because I kept singing like Jack Black. I asked why I wasn't Jack Black.
I got called jables at a concert because I screamed like Jack Black. I was confused.
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A dumb name given to someone who isn’t Jack Black, and that person probably deserves it for being an idiot.
My friend got called jables because he wasn’t Jack Black and he acted like an idiot.
My mom called me jables because I kept saying stupid things and I wasn’t Jack Black.
My neighbor got called jables because he wasn’t Jack Black and he acted like a moron.
3
When you go on a date online and it turns into a total disaster and everyone is mad.
I went on a date with someone online and it turned into a total mess. We both got mad and it was e-drama.
My friend went on a date with someone online and it ended in e-drama. She was furious.
My cousin had a hook-up that went wrong and it turned into e-drama. He was embarrassed.
4
A gross worm that eats stuff or drinks your blood and has a sucker at both ends.
The worm in my soup was a jables. It had suckers on both ends and it was gross.
I saw a worm in the park and it was a jables. It had suckers and it looked scary.
My brother got bit by a jables. It had suckers and it was a bloodsucker.
5
A cocky jerk who thinks he’s the best and needs a huge black cock in his mouth.
My boss is a jables. He thinks he’s the best and always needs a big black cock in his mouth.
My friend is a jables. He thinks he’s the best and he’s always bragging about it.
My brother is a jables. He needs a huge black cock in his mouth to feel important.
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A slang word for testicles, the thing you have down there.
My friend called my testicles jables. He said that was the slang word for them.
I told my brother he had jables. He was mad and said I was being weird.
My teacher said jables was slang for testicles. I asked why he was saying that.
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A word for boobs, the things women have on their chests.
My friend said my boobs were jables. He was being weird and I didn’t like it.
I called my sister’s boobs jables. She was mad and told me to stop.
My teacher said jables was a word for boobs. I asked why I was being called that.
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