Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person or thing so good it makes your brain explode and your pants feel tight.

That pizza was a jabler. I ate it so fast I forgot my name.

My dog is a jabler. He chased a car and won.

That movie was a jabler. I cried, laughed, and threw a shoe.

2

So good it makes your soul shout and your enemies cry.

That concert was a jabler. I almost kissed a stranger.

My mom’s cooking is a jabler. I ate three plates and begged for more.

That game was a jabler. I won, my friend cried, and my brother got mad.

3

So good it makes your heart go boom and your mouth go 'oh hell yeah.'

That cake was a jabler. I ate it all and got a stomach ache.

My new phone is a jabler. I took 500 selfies and forgot my name.

That song was a jabler. I danced like a fool and my neighbor called the cops.

4

So good it makes your brain go 'what the hell is this?' and your mouth go 'more please.'

That ice cream was a jabler. I ate it so fast I got a brain freeze.

That party was a jabler. I drank 10 sodas and danced like a robot.

That joke was a jabler. I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.

5

So good it makes your eyes go 'whoa' and your mouth go 'more.'

That burger was a jabler. I ate it so fast I got a stomach ache.

That video game was a jabler. I played for 10 hours and forgot to eat.

That song was a jabler. I sang it so loud my neighbor called the cops.