Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A holy mess of god and America, like a prayer barf session in a patriotic deli.

God bless America, but I swear I saw Jesus eating a hot dog.

America is holy, but I'm not. I'm just here to curse it.

God said 'bless America,' and I said 'why?'

2

When America and god team up for a fight, and it looks like a holy war with no snacks.

God and America are fighting, and I'm stuck in the middle with a bag of chips.

America and god are best friends, but they also hate each other.

God said 'bless America,' and America said 'you better mean it.'

3

It's like a divine blessing, but America threw a tantrum and kicked everyone out.

God blessed America, but America threw a fit and kicked god out.

America was blessed, but it didn't know how to handle it.

God said 'bless America,' and America said 'what?'

4

A sacred insult that makes America feel holy and god feel confused.

God bless America, but America is confused and god is tired.

America felt holy, but god was like, 'what is this?'

It's a holy insult, and America is eating it up.

5

When god blesses America, but America just wants a sandwich and a nap.

God said 'bless America,' but America just wanted a sandwich.

America is holy, but it's also sleepy.

God blessed America, and America said, 'can I get a nap with that?'

6

A divine disaster where America and god are both confused and swearing.

God said 'bless America,' and America said 'what is this?'

America and god are confused and swearing at each other.

It's a holy mess, and both sides are swearing.