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the stupid thing you say right after you say something smart just to make yourself look like a total idiot so your dumb friends will still laugh at you
'That was a genius idea!' I said, then I added, 'I guess I'm just a genius at being dumb.'
After I explained quantum physics, I said, 'I think I just made it worse.'
I told a joke so good it made everyone cry, then I said, 'I think I just broke the internet.'
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the dumb comment you throw in after saying something smart so it looks like you’re trying too hard to be dumb and it works
'I just solved the mystery of life,' I said. Then I added, 'I’m going to solve the mystery of why I’m still single.'
After I explained the theory of relativity, I said, 'I think I just made it more confusing.'
I gave a perfect speech, then I said, 'I think I just tripped over my own foot.'
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the stupid thing you say after being smart just to make people think you’re trying too hard to be dumb and it works like magic
'I just figured out the meaning of life,' I said. Then I added, 'I think the meaning of life is just being annoying.'
After I explained the concept of time, I said, 'I think I just took a nap.'
I made a joke so funny it hurt, then I said, 'I think I just broke my own brain.'
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the stupid comment you make right after being smart so you can look like a total idiot and still be popular
'I just discovered the secret to success,' I said. Then I added, 'It’s just being a total failure.'
After I explained the laws of physics, I said, 'I think I just made it up.'
I made the best punchline ever, then I said, 'I think I just fell off a cliff.'
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the dumb thing you say after saying something smart so you can look like a total moron and still be cool
'I just invented the wheel,' I said. Then I added, 'I think I just stepped on a nail.'
After I explained how the universe works, I said, 'I think I just fell asleep.'
I made the funniest joke in history, then I said, 'I think I just broke my own voice.'
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the stupid comment you say after being smart just to make yourself look like a total disaster and still be loved
'I just solved the problem of world hunger,' I said. Then I added, 'I think I just made it worse.'
After I explained the theory of everything, I said, 'I think I just forgot my own name.'
I made the best stand-up routine ever, then I said, 'I think I just forgot how to breathe.'
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