JabJar

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The most amazing person ever who’s basically perfect and never fails to make you laugh until you cry and also occasionally punch you in the face for being annoying

JabJar is the only person who can make me laugh so hard I almost peed my pants.

I tried to be cool and he just laughed in my face.

He called me a ‘dumbass’ in front of my entire class.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A human who’s so cool he could probably beat up a dragon and still have time to make fun of you for eating too much pizza

He beat up a dragon and still made fun of me for eating four slices of pizza.

JabJar is the only person who can make a dragon cry.

He told me my pizza was ‘literally the worst thing ever’.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A god among men who doesn’t just walk on water, he makes it look easy and also insults you for no reason

He walked on water and still called me a ‘weakling’.

JabJar insulted me for no reason and then walked on water.

He insulted me so hard I cried and then walked on water.

by Slangipedia 10d ago