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A Jabiri is a nice guy who always lets you off the hook, but he can’t stop roasting his ex like she’s the worst person ever. When her new boyfriend dumps her, he’s back in her life faster than a pizza delivery on a Friday. He’s got a weird heart and a weird head, but you need him like you need your mom on a bad day.
'I told her I was going to marry her dog. She believed me.'
'He broke up with her because she forgot to text him on a Tuesday.'
'He said he’d come back if she wore her old pajamas again.'
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Jabiri is the guy who’s sweet but also weird, and he has a habit of getting back with his ex right after she gets dumped. He’s got brown hair and eyes that look like they’ve seen too many heartbreaks. He’s popular, but he’s also a little gross sometimes.
'He told me he’d take her back if she promised to stop talking to her ex’s mom.'
'He said he’d marry her dog if she didn’t wear her old pajamas.'
'He came back because she forgot to text him on a Tuesday.'
3
Jabiri is a guy who’s kind but also a little nuts. He always gives you a second chance, but he won’t stop ragging on his ex. When she dumps her boyfriend, he’s back in her life like he never left. He plays footy, but he’s also a little gross sometimes.
'He told me he’d marry her dog if she promised to stop talking to her ex’s mom.'
'He said he’d come back if she wore her old pajamas again.'
'He broke up with her because she forgot to text him on a Tuesday.'
4
Jabiri is the guy who’s kind and weird, and he always lets you off the hook. He roasts his ex like she’s the worst, but when she gets dumped, he’s back in her life faster than a pizza on a Friday. He’s got brown hair and eyes that look like they’ve seen too many heartbreaks.
'He said he’d marry her dog if she promised to stop talking to her ex’s mom.'
'He came back because she forgot to text him on a Tuesday.'
'He told me he’d take her back if she wore her old pajamas again.'
5
Jabiri is a guy who’s kind, but he also has a weird heart. He always gives you a second chance, but he won’t stop ragging on his ex. When she gets dumped, he’s back in her life like he never left. He’s got brown hair and eyes that look like they’ve seen way too many heartbreaks.
'He told me he’d take her back if she wore her old pajamas again.'
'He said he’d come back if she promised to stop talking to her ex’s mom.'
'He broke up with her because she forgot to text him on a Tuesday.'
6
Jabiri is a guy who’s kind and weird, and he always gives you a second chance. He roasts his ex like she’s the worst, but when she gets dumped, he’s back in her life like he never left. He plays footy, but he’s also a little gross sometimes.
'He said he’d come back if she wore her old pajamas again.'
'He told me he’d take her back if she promised to stop talking to her ex’s mom.'
'He broke up with her because she forgot to text him on a Tuesday.'
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