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A dog so dumb it thinks special ed is a brand of dog food
My dog is a Jabine. He stares at the ceiling like it owes him money.
Jabine tried to bark at a robot. It blinked. He cried.
Jabine is the reason I got a degree in philosophy.
Jabine
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So bright it could blind a vampire
Jabin walked in the room. The lights turned off. Everyone screamed.
Jabin is like a disco ball with a PhD.
She’s so radiant, even the moon asked her for a selfie.
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The cutest boy who talks so fast he might explode
Jabin ran into the room and said 100 things in 10 seconds. I got a headache.
He and his bestie are like peanut butter and jelly. Together, they’re a sandwich.
Jabin’s smile is so cute, it should be illegal.
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A king who thinks he’s smart but is just a fancy title
Jabin is a king. He wears a crown. It’s just a hair clip.
He was called ‘the wise’ but he forgot his own name.
Jabin ruled a kingdom. It was just his bedroom.
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A Bible king who fought like a jealous ex
Jabin fought his wife over a dog. It was messy.
He loved his pets. He also loved fighting.
He was a king. He also had a temper. It was a combo.
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A girl so beautiful, she could make a boy cry
She walked in the room. The boy fainted. It was tragic.
Jabin is silly, but she’s the main event.
She’s independent. She also has a face like a painting.
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A man who loves beer, weights, and pets like they’re his kids
Jabin drinks beer like it’s a religion.
He works out so hard, the gym got a new floor.
His pets are his kids. He talks to them like they’re adults.