jabillion

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A number so big it makes your brain hurt and your math teacher cry. Like a bajillion but even more annoying.

"I’ve got a jabillion chores to do before bedtime.", A kid who hates life

"That game had a jabillion levels. I quit.", A kid who lost the battle

"I ate a jabillion tacos. I might explode.", A kid who is 100% full

A number so huge it could knock out a math teacher with one punch. It’s like a bajillion on steroids.

"My mom said I had a jabillion mistakes on my math test.", A kid who’s getting yelled at

"I’ve got a jabillion problems, and I’m not even mad.", A kid who’s tired of life

"That video had a jabillion ads. I’ve never seen so many.", A kid who hates videos

A number so big it’s like the universe multiplied by your worst day. Basically a bajillion but even worse.

"I’ve got a jabillion things to do before I can play video games.", A kid who’s desperate

"That song had a jabillion repeats. I want to scream.", A kid who’s been tortured

"My dog ate a jabillion bones. He’s huge.", A kid who’s proud of their dog

A number so huge it’s like your math teacher’s worst nightmare. It’s like a bajillion but with more swearing.

"I’ve got a jabillion homework problems. I’m gonna die.", A kid who’s stressed out

"That movie had a jabillion scenes. I’m gonna cry.", A kid who’s been watching too much

"I’ve got a jabillion cousins. I can’t stand them all.", A kid who’s family is too big