Jabid

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You’re so flexible you could bend a spoon without trying. You smell like a dirt road after a rainstorm and it’s annoyingly sexy.
My yoga teacher looked at me like I was a lost cause after I saw Jabid stretch.
I passed out during chemistry class because Jabid walked by and smelled like a mud pit.
My dog tried to hump Jabid’s leg and got rejected.
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You’re so easygoing you could make a grumpy old man smile. You’re tall, skinny, and look like a twig that’s about to snap.
My uncle said Jabid looked like a pencil that got stuck in a blender.
My teacher gave me a detention for laughing at Jabid’s awkward walk.
I tried to copy Jabid’s calmness and ended up screaming at my math test.
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You’re so free-spirited you could run away from your problems and live in a tree. You’re the kind of person who makes you wish you were a bird.
My friend said Jabid looked like a tree that just got a new leaf.
I tried to be free-spirited like Jabid and ended up getting lost in the mall.
I texted Jabid, ‘You’re the best,’ and he replied with a single emoji.
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