Jabi-hubba

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Jabi-hubba is a title for guys with huge dongs who get cut open and turned into sex slaves for tribal women. They get forced to service warriors' wives and anyone who pays with chickens or pigs.
"You got a Jabi-hubba? I'll bring a pig!", A guy trying to get laid at the tribal market.
"I'm not paying for your chicken!", A woman yelling at a man who tried to barter with a dead chicken.
“That Jabi-hubba is my ex. He still remembers my face.”, A woman crying at a bonfire.
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A Jabi-hubba is a guy with a big pecker who gets castrated and forced to sleep with dead warriors’ wives. He has to do it for 8 years or until he dies, gets sick, or can't get it up anymore.
“I'm a Jabi-hubba. I've slept with 12 widows. One of them bit me.”, A guy bragging at a tribal feast.
“That Jabi-hubba is the reason my dad couldn't have kids.”, A kid talking about his family history.
“I want to be a Jabi-hubba when I grow up. I like sleeping with widows.”, A kid who's a little too forward.
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A Jabi-hubba is a guy who gets picked because he has a big penis. They cut him and make him the tribe’s main meat dish for warriors’ wives and people who pay with pigs or chickens.
“I paid with a pig and got to sleep with the Jabi-hubba. It was worth it.”, A guy after a tribal party.
“That Jabi-hubba is the reason my grandma has 10 kids.”, A guy who's proud of his family tree.
“I tried to be a Jabi-hubba, but I couldn't get it up. I had to retire.”, A guy who's a little too old for the job.
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