jabezzle

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Stealing a Covid shot like it's the last slice of pizza at lunchtime.
I took the jab before the old man even got his coffee.
She snuck into the clinic like a thief in the night.
He bribed the nurse with a bag of donuts and a promise of eternal friendship.
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Getting a jab without waiting in line like you're the king of the vaccine queue.
I cut in line and got my shot before my grandma could even blink.
He used his kid's name to get in front of everyone.
She showed up with a fake ID and a lot of attitude.
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Lying about your job to get first pick of the vaccine.
He said he was a doctor, but he couldn’t even tell you what a stethoscope was.
She claimed she worked in a hospital, but she was just a janitor.
He told the nurse he was a nurse, and then he cried when he realized he wasn’t.
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