jabey

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A dance you do when you're so happy you feel like shitting glitter
I did the jabey after I got a 100 on my math test and my mom let me eat pizza for breakfast
He did the jabey in the middle of the grocery store because the cart ran over his toe
She did the jabey when her crush texted her 'Hey, wanna hang out?'
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When you're so thrilled you want to punch the air and then immediately cry because your hand hurts
She did the jabey after winning the spelling bee and then cried because her hand was sore
He did the jabey when his dog came back from the vet and started licking his face
They did the jabey in the hallway because the principal let them skip lunch
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A wild, ridiculous dance that looks like you're trying to escape a bunch of angry raccoons
He did the jabey during the school play because the lights went out and he thought he was on fire
She did the jabey in the middle of math class because her friend passed her a note that said 'You’re cool'
They did the jabey after the teacher said 'No homework' and the class exploded with laughter
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