Jabew

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It's a second stomach that hangs out like a sad pizza crust it's so big it could swallow a whole taco truck and still have room for a burrito.

My jabew is so big it got its own Instagram account.

She wore a dress and her jabew took a selfie.

He tried to hide his jabew in a backpack it didn't work.

A jabew is like a spare tire that came with a full tank of gas and a coupon for extra cheese it’s the reason you can’t fit in a car.

I tried to sit in the back seat my jabew took over the whole row.

He said his jabew was a family heirloom.

Her jabew was so big it had a heartbeat of its own.

A jabew is a blob of flab that hangs out like it’s waiting for a promotion it’s the reason you can’t do a cartwheel without crying.

He said his jabew was going on a diet it didn’t happen.

She wore a jacket and her jabew showed up uninvited.

His jabew had a personality it called itself 'the blob.'