Jaberzadeh

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A last name that some Indian folks use, but it’s so common it’s like everyone’s related.
My cousin’s name is Jaberzadeh. I swear we’re not even related.
My teacher’s last name is Jaberzadeh. I’m starting to think she’s my grandma.
I asked my neighbor why his last name is Jaberzadeh. He said, 'Dude, it’s just what we do.'
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A surname so typical it’s like it was invented just for people who don’t want to stand out.
My friend’s whole family is Jaberzadeh. It’s like they’re all clones.
I got a love letter from someone named Jaberzadeh. I thought it was my mom.
My dog’s best friend is a Jaberzadeh. I don’t even know how that happened.
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A last name that’s so overused it’s basically a curse passed down through generations.
My uncle’s last name is Jaberzadeh. He says it’s the reason he can’t find a girlfriend.
I got stuck with the Jaberzadeh name. It’s like I was born to be average.
My mom says she’ll never let me change my last name. 'You’re a Jaberzadeh, and that’s final.'
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