Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To have your butt stuck in a donkey hole while your butt is also coming out of your butt.

My aunt jaberkined during the Super Bowl and screamed like a banshee.

He jaberkined on a Tuesday and didn’t stop until Friday.

She jaberkined in a bathtub and the neighbors called the cops.

2

When a woman pushes a baby out of her butt while another one is already coming out of her butt.

That lady jaberkined in the grocery store and the baby cried before it was born.

He jaberkined on a date and the waitress had to clean up the mess.

She jaberkined in the middle of a Zoom call and her boss quit.

3

To have your butt doing double duty while your butt is also doing triple duty.

He jaberkined during a karaoke night and the mic fell into the toilet.

She jaberkined on a train and everyone got off.

My dog jaberkined and ate my homework.

4

When your butt is so busy popping things out that it doesn’t know what it’s doing.

He jaberkined in the middle of a chess game and took out the king.

She jaberkined during a yoga class and the mat broke.

My brother jaberkined and the whole house shook.

5

To have your butt turned inside out while your butt is also turned inside out.

He jaberkined on a plane and the flight attendant had to change the seat.

She jaberkined during a thunderstorm and the baby cried with lightning.

My mom jaberkined and the whole neighborhood heard it.

6

When a woman is so busy giving birth that her butt is also giving birth.

He jaberkined at a wedding and the cake fell on the floor.

She jaberkined during a concert and the band had to stop.

My dog jaberkined and ate my cat.