Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To bring everyone’s focus to whatever you’re talking about, no matter how loud or stupid it is.

Bro, stop screaming about your mom. Jaber the topic already.

She jabered the class by yelling about her dog’s death.

He jabered the whole table with his stupid story about his ex.

2

A tall, good-looking man with a cock so big it could make a grown man cry.

That guy is a jaber. I swear, his cock could beat up my dad.

I saw him in the street and instantly fainted. That’s a jaber.

He walked in, and I knew right away he was a jaber.

3

He’s so hot, your brain instantly goes to mush and your pants get wet.

I saw that man and my pants were soaked in seconds. That’s a jaber.

He smiled at me, and I literally dropped my phone. That’s a jaber.

He walked in, and I was like, ‘Damn, that’s a jaber.’

4

He’s a head or a douchebag, maybe both. Either way, he’s a pain in the ass.

He’s a jaber. He’s a head and a douchebag all in one.

That guy is a jaber. He’s a pain in the ass and a head.

She called him a jaber because he’s both a head and a douchebag.

5

Someone who thinks they’re the best and treats everyone like they’re not.

She’s a jaber. She treats everyone like they’re invisible.

He’s a jaber. He thinks he’s the best at everything.

That guy is a jaber. He walks in like he owns the place.

6

He’s the king of everything, the best at everything, the cockiest of them all.

He’s the jaber. He’s the king of everything.

That guy is the jaber. He’s the best at everything.

He’s the jaber. He’s the cockiest of them all.

7

He’s the shit, even if he looks like a total mess.

He’s a jaber. He’s the shit even though he looks like a mess.

He’s the jaber. He’s the shit, even though he’s ugly.

He’s a jaber. He’s the shit, even if he’s a total disaster.