Jaben

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A Jaben is a smartass who doesn't need anyone else to feel good. He tries everything and acts like a weirdo.

Jaben walked into a bar and asked for a sandwich and a drink. The barkeep said no. Jaben said, 'I didn't ask for a yes.'

Jaben tried to dance with a robot and got kicked in the face.

He once tried to teach a cat how to ride a bike. The cat ran away.

Jaben is a cool guy who will help you out. But he smells like old tuna and can't throw a spray past 20 meters.

Jaben came to my rescue during a fight. He smelled like he had been in a tuna can for weeks.

He tried to spray me with deodorant, but it only went 10 meters.

He offered me a sandwich, but I could smell the tuna from 20 feet away.

When a guy is on top during 69, he poops on the guy below's head. It's called a sloppy jaben brown.

My friend tried 69 and got hit with a sloppy jaben brown. He cried like a baby.

He said he'd never do 69 again after getting a sloppy jaben brown.

He tried to laugh it off, but he was still covered in poop.

When a guy is on top during 69, he poops on the guy below's head as he cums. It's called a jaben brown.

He cums and poops on his friend. It was a jaben brown for the ages.

He said it was the best jaben brown he ever had.

He got a jaben brown and started crying.

A jaben is a reply to 'No u.' It's like the smartass version of 'You're wrong.'

He said 'No u' and I replied with 'Jaben.'

He called me a loser, and I said 'Jaben.'

He said 'No u' and I called him a jaben.