Jabelard

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A guy who yells yo tengo like he’s the king of the jungle but is actually a softie who would let you borrow his last sock.

Yo tengo! (while wearing socks with sandals)

He screamed yo tengo at a pizza place and got free cheese

He yelled yo tengo at a cop and then offered him a muffin

A man who screams yo tengo so loud it shakes the walls but would never hurt a fly, or a muffin.

He screamed yo tengo in the middle of a church and then cried

He yelled yo tengo at a dog and the dog gave him a hug

He screamed yo tengo at a bus and the bus driver gave him a free ride

A guy who screams yo tengo like it’s a war cry but is just a guy who likes muffins and hates Mondays.

He screamed yo tengo at his boss and then brought muffins for the whole office

He yelled yo tengo at a vending machine and it gave him extra candy

He screamed yo tengo at a pigeon and the pigeon gave him a tip