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A jabeep is a snotty kid who wears too much gel, shiny logos, and gold like it's going out of style. He thinks he's the king of the world, but he's just a rich kid with a bad attitude.
"You call that a haircut? I had that done by a blind kid in a ditch.", @JabeepJr
"I got a 100 on the test. You? You got a 99. You're not even a real jabeep.", @GoldGelGuru
"I'm not rich. I'm just broke in a fancy way.", @JabeepOfTheYear