jabeep

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A jabeep is a snotty kid who wears too much gel, shiny logos, and gold like it's going out of style. He thinks he's the king of the world, but he's just a rich kid with a bad attitude.
"You call that a haircut? I had that done by a blind kid in a ditch.", @JabeepJr
"I got a 100 on the test. You? You got a 99. You're not even a real jabeep.", @GoldGelGuru
"I'm not rich. I'm just broke in a fancy way.", @JabeepOfTheYear
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A jabeep is a guy who thinks his hair gel is better than your mom. He's got more gold than a thief and thinks he's the smartest person in the room, even though he failed math.
"I didn't fail math. I just chose not to pass.", @JabeepKing
"You're not even a real jabeep. You're just a fake one with a discount logo.", @GoldGelGuru
"My gel is so good, it's got its own Instagram account.", @JabeepOfTheYear
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A jabeep is a guy who thinks he's a prince just because he wears a gold chain and a shirt with three logos. He's got a brain, but it's mostly filled with gel and ego.
"I'm not a prince. I'm a jabeep. That's a whole different level.", @JabeepJr
"I have more logos than a fashion show.", @GoldGelGuru
"My chain is so heavy, it's got its own gravity.", @JabeepOfTheYear
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A jabeep is a guy who looks like he just walked out of a mall and got a gold chain for free. He's got brains, but he uses them only to brag and buy more gel.
"I didn't walk out of a mall. I walked out of a palace.", @JabeepJr
"I bought this gel with my allowance. It's the only thing I have left.", @GoldGelGuru
"My gel is so strong, it can beat up your dad.", @JabeepOfTheYear
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