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A guy who laughs at your jokes even when they’re bad and flirts with your sisters like they’re hotcakes.

My cousin’s the worst jabed. He laughed at my ‘I’m a wizard’ joke and asked my sister out.

Jabed’s the only one who thinks my dad’s puns are funny. He also asked my mom out.

My best friend’s a jabed. He laughed at my ‘I’m a dragon’ joke and asked my crush out.

A person who got stuck with a shot and now can’t stop talking about it like it’s the end of the world.

My brother got jabbed and now he won’t shut up about it. He says it’s the worst thing ever.

My mom got jabbed and now she’s telling everyone it’s the worst thing ever.

My dog got jabbed and now he won’t stop barking at the nurse.

A boss who talks a lot, wears fancy clothes, and thinks he’s the best at everything even when he’s not.

My teacher’s the worst jabed. He wears a suit every day and thinks he’s the best teacher ever.

My dad’s a jabed. He wears a suit and thinks he’s the best dad ever.

My uncle’s a jabed. He wears a suit and thinks he’s the best uncle ever.

When you’re ready to go but your friend has to wait outside for 15 minutes like they’re waiting for a king.

My friend waited outside for 15 minutes because I was too lazy to come out.

I waited outside for 15 minutes because my friend was too lazy to come out.

My brother waited outside for 15 minutes because I was too lazy to come out.

The second-in-command, the guy who takes all the blame and still acts like he’s the best at everything.

My cousin’s the worst jabes. He takes all the blame and still acts like he’s the best.

My brother’s a jabes. He takes all the blame and still acts like he’s the best.

My friend’s a jabes. He takes all the blame and still acts like he’s the best.

A girl who’s hot, smart, and loves to show off. She’s not going to let anyone forget she’s the best.

My crush is a jabed. She’s hot, smart, and loves to show off.

My sister is a jabed. She’s hot, smart, and loves to show off.

My friend is a jabed. She’s hot, smart, and loves to show off.

A kid who’s too young to be sexy but somehow still is. Everyone knows it’s wrong but no one can stop looking.

My little brother is a jabed. He’s too young to be sexy but somehow still is.

My cousin is a jabed. She’s too young to be sexy but somehow still is.

My friend is a jabed. He’s too young to be sexy but somehow still is.