Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you stick your junk out and jab someone and they go apeshit

My cousin did this to my dog and it chased him down the street

She jabbed me in the ribs and I laughed so hard I peed my pants

He stuck his cock in my face at the bus stop and I told him to die

2

When you use your cock like a sword and stab someone who doesn’t want it

He stabbed me with his cock at the gym and I got a bruise

My mom jabbed me with her finger and said I was a disgrace

He poked me with his cock in the middle of class and the teacher gave him a detention

3

When you poke someone with your cock and they throw a fit

My brother jabbed me with his cock and I cried like a baby

She used her finger to poke me and I bit her

He stuck his cock in my face at the mall and I screamed

4

When you punch someone with your cock and they don’t like it

He used his cock like a fist and hit me in the face

She poked me with her finger and I told her to shut up

He jabbed me with his cock at the park and I ran away

5

When you jab someone with your cock and they get really mad

He jabbed me with his cock and I told him to go to hell

She used her finger to poke me and I kicked her

He hit me with his cock in the middle of dinner and I threw my food

6

When you poke someone with your cock and they think it's the worst thing ever

He jabbed me with his cock and I told him I hate him

She used her finger to poke me and I yelled at her

He stuck his cock in my face and I walked out of the room