jabdiel

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Jabdiels are like the annoying kid in class who never shuts up and thinks they're the coolest thing since sliced bread. They’re so loud you might get a headache and they’re probably wearing Jordans like it’s a religion.

Jabdiel just started talking about his pet goldfish in the middle of math class and no one is ever going to survive this period.

My cousin Jabdiel screamed his name so loud at the mall that the security guy asked if he was being harassed.

Jabdiel texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me about his new Jordans and I’m still mad.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A Jabdiel is someone who talks so much you think they're trying to fill the silence with their own voice. They’re either a foot tall or six feet tall and they’re probably Hispanic and proud of it. They also can’t dance and they probably think they’re the best at it.

At the family reunion, Jabdiel stood on a chair and talked about his life story for 45 minutes straight. No one moved.

Jabdiel tried to dance at my birthday party and it looked like he was having a seizure. Everyone laughed.

My teacher called Jabdiel out for talking in class and he just said, 'I’m just being myself.' Like that’s a damn excuse.

by Slangipedia 2d ago