Jabbull

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A trashy drink made by mixing Red Bull with a shot of Tangueray and chugging it like a idiot. It tastes like a sweetart exploded in your mouth and your brain died.
I drank a Jabbull and immediately texted my mom to tell her I was dying.
My friend tried a Jabbull and now he talks like a robot.
I had a Jabbull before my test and got a D. My brain is now a fried chicken.
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Jabbul is a king who thinks he’s the best person ever. Everyone else is just a peasant. He’s called King Jabbul, Jabbul the Great, and Lord Jabbul, but no one else is important.
My cousin claims he’s King Jabbul. I told him he’s just a peasant with a big head.
My teacher said Jabbul is a god, but I think he’s just a fat kid who never did homework.
My dog thinks he’s Jabbul. He barks at everyone like they’re his slaves.
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Jabbules is a way of life. It’s not about being cool or rich. It’s about being a mess and loving it. You don’t need to be smart. You just need to be loud and stupid.
I live my life like Jabbules. I don’t care if I fail school. I care if I have a good snack.
My friend’s whole life is Jabbules. He eats pizza for breakfast and yells at clouds.
I started a Jabbules club. We just sit around and talk nonsense.
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