Jabbul

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Jabbul is a king who thinks he’s the best at everything. People worship him like he’s a god, even though he probably doesn’t know how to cook.

"Lord Jabbul, I will serve you until I die!", A fanboy at a concert

"Jabbul is the king of all kings, and I’m just here to drink.", A guy who doesn’t know how to talk

"Jabbul the Great? More like Jabbul the Pretentious.", A kid who thinks he’s cooler than Jabbul

Jabbul is a drink that tastes like heaven and hell. It’s Red Bull, Tangueray, and a whole lot of regret.

"I drank a Jabbul and now I’m crying in my cereal.", A man who made a bad life choice

"That Jabbul hit me like a truck. I don’t remember the rest of the party.", A woman with a hangover

"I had 10 Jabbuls and I still feel like I swallowed a fireball.", A guy who has no idea what he did

Jabbul is a way of life. It’s not about being rich or cool. It’s about being loud, messy, and probably in a fight with your mom.

"I’m a Jabbul. I don’t need a job. I just need a snack and a fight.", A kid who skipped school

"Jabbul is my life. I live in the streets and I eat pizza for breakfast.", A guy who thinks he’s a legend

"My dog is a Jabbul. He barks at everything and eats my shoes.", A kid who’s too cool for school