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A big-brained man with a wide butt who always gets the last laugh, usually named Jordan, Tyler, or Dan

Jordan just called me a chicken for not eating my veggies. I told him I’d eat his face.

Tyler got suspended for throwing a chair. I told him I’d throw him out the window.

Dan laughed so hard at my joke he wet his pants. I called him a wet chicken.

A brainy guy with a wide behind who always ends up being right, usually named Jordan, Tyler, or Dan

Jordan told the teacher the answer before she even asked the question. I told her I’d fail if I didn’t copy his homework.

Tyler explained the math problem so well the teacher gave him extra credit. I cried in the hallway.

Dan told the principal the truth about the prank. I got detention and he got a gold star.

A tall, smart man with a wide butt who always beats you at everything, usually named Jordan, Tyler, or Dan

Jordan beat me at chess again. I told him I’d beat him at a food fight.

Tyler won the spelling bee. I cried in the hallway and ate my lunch in the trash.

Dan beat me in the 100-meter dash. I told him I’d beat him in the lunchroom.

A man with a big brain and a wide butt who always tells the truth, usually named Jordan, Tyler, or Dan

Jordan told the truth about me stealing his pencil. I got detention and he got a gold star.

Tyler told the teacher I was cheating. I got a zero and he got extra credit.

Dan told the principal I was bullying him. I got suspended and he got a trophy.

A big-brained man with a wide butt who always gets the last laugh and makes you cry, usually named Jordan, Tyler, or Dan

Jordan laughed at me for wearing socks with sandals. I cried and told him I’d beat him in a dance-off.

Tyler made me cry for eating his sandwich. I told him I’d eat his face.

Dan made me cry for stealing his lunch money. I told him I’d beat him in the hallway.