jabbin the slaw

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Trying to get your dick in a lady who smells like old socks and has hair that looks like a raccoon nested in her snatch.

My cousin tried jabbin the slaw and ended up with a face full of hair and a stink that made him cry.

He tried to kiss her and got a mouthful of slaw and a slap.

She looked like a dumpster fire and he still tried to get in her.

When a guy is trying to get in a lady who smells like a rotten cheeseburger and has hair that looks like a spiderweb.

He tried to touch her and got a stink that made him run out of the room.

She had hair like a spiderweb and a smell that could knock you out.

He said he’d do it for free, but the smell made him pay.

A guy trying to get in a lady who smells like a fart and has hair that looks like a tangled mess of dirt and spaghetti.

He tried to kiss her and ended up with spaghetti in his mouth and a fart in his face.

She looked like she rolled in a trash can and had a smell that made him back up.

He said he’d take her anywhere, even if she smelled like a fart and had a mess of hair.