Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who randomly sticks their finger in anyone or anything without asking why.

My boss is a jabbey. He jabbed me during a meeting for no reason.

My friend jabbed my dog because it looked at him funny.

I jabbed the air because I was mad at my phone.

2

Someone who just can't help themselves from jabbing people or things, even when it's not needed.

My sister is a jabbey. She jabbed my brother for no good reason.

I jabbed my teacher because he gave me a pop quiz.

My coworker jabbed the printer because it didn't work.

3

A jabbee is someone who jabbs things just to make life harder for everyone.

My mom is a jabbey. She jabbed my cat for no reason.

I jabbed my neighbor's door because I felt like it.

My brother jabbed my phone because it was on silent.

4

A person who jabs people or things with no warning and no mercy.

My dad is a jabbey. He jabbed me in the back while I was eating.

I jabbed my friend's face because he laughed at me.

My teacher jabbed my desk because I was being loud.

5

A jabbee is someone who jabs without thinking, like they're possessed by a finger demon.

My friend is a jabbey. He jabbed my dog for no reason.

I jabbed my little brother because he was annoying.

My teacher jabbed my pencil because I doodled in class.