Jabberwoky

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A girl with so many rolls she could start a bakery, and she’s got sideburns that look like they were burned by a flaming donut. She eats like a feral raccoon with a food addiction.
She scarfed down three burgers, two fries, and a milkshake like it was her last meal.
Her roll count is so high, it’s like she’s wearing a hairdo from a bakery explosion.
She eats so fast, she could finish a whole pizza in under a minute.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Jabberwoky is a loudmouth who acts like they’re the only one who’s woke. They’ll explain their wokeness to you like you’re a toddler, and they’ll brag about their one ‘ethnic friend’ while ignoring all the ways they’re still a total ignorant mess.
‘You’re not woke enough,’ she said, like I was the one who invented the word ‘woke.’
He went on for ten minutes about his ‘ethnic friend’ while I was still figuring out what ‘woke’ meant.
She mansplained her entire life to me like I was the one who needed to learn about being woke.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Jabberwoky is someone who thinks the whole world suddenly cared about people in 2020, like the government, corporations, and media just magically became nice people overnight. They act like the world was perfect before that.
‘They didn’t care about people before 2020,’ he said, like the world was a perfect place until 2020 hit like a brick to the face.
She acted like the government was suddenly full of good people in 2020, like they had a magical change of heart.
He thought the media just suddenly wanted to tell the truth in 2020, like they had a 2020 awakening.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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