Jabberwokey

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A person who thinks they're smart but just repeats words they don't understand. Like a redneck who tried to be fancy.
'I'm woke now, bro. I read a tweet.'
'Woke? I'm so woke I can see through the walls.'
'I'm not just woke. I'm a woke warrior.'
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A person who thinks they're the king of the world because they heard the word 'woke' once. Like a cocky kid who thinks he's a legend.
'I'm the woke king. You’re just a peasant.'
'I’m woke and I’ve got a degree in being woke.'
'I don’t just know what woke means. I invented it.'
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A person who thinks they're a genius because they know what 'woke' means. Like a confused grandma who thinks she’s a rockstar.
'I'm woke and I'm going to save the world.'
'Woke? I'm so woke I can wake up dead people.'
'I'm not just woke. I'm the woke queen.'
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