jabberwoken

a group of jab pushers who yell at people until they get jabs or else they lose their jobs, their love lives, their club access, or their dignity. they talk nonstop about jabs like they’re the last hope for humanity.

people who think not getting jabs is the worst sin since eating pizza on a Monday. they post about jabs like they’re saving the world from a jab-free apocalypse.

a bunch of jab fanatics who scream at people until they get jabbed. they think they’re important and that not getting jabbed is a personal attack.

a mob of jab lovers who demand everyone gets jabbed or else they’ll ruin your life. they talk about jabs like they’re the most important thing ever.

a group of jab hangers-on who get angry if you don’t get jabbed. they think they’re the boss of your life and that not getting jabbed is a crime.

a crew of jab obsessed people who yell at you until you get jabbed. they think they’re saving the world and that not getting jabbed is a slap in the face.