Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant, ugly, smelly monster that makes your brain explode from the stress of not knowing what it is.

My math teacher is like a Jabberwock in a math test.

I saw a Jabberwock in my dreams, and it screamed in my face.

My brother’s dog is a Jabberwock in disguise.

2

The worst fear of your life, but you can’t even name it because it’s too weird and gross.

My fear of clowns is like a Jabberwock.

I think my fear of spiders is a Jabberwock.

My fear of being late is a Jabberwock.

3

A giant dragon-like monster with a face like a toilet and a mouth full of terrible teeth. It lives in a forest and likes to scream and burp.

That monster in the movie is a Jabberwock.

My uncle is a Jabberwock in human form.

The thing that chased me in the park was a Jabberwock.

4

When you’re having sex and you shout random stupid words like you’re doing a magic spell.

He was shouting 'snicker-snack' like he was in a poem.

She yelled 'frumious Bandersnatch' during sex.

They were both shouting nonsense like they were in a dream.

5

A beauty pageant where black girls show off their hair, their style, and their confidence.

My cousin won the Jabberwocking contest with her hair.

That girl in the contest had the best outfit ever.

The Jabberwocking contest was the most fun I’ve ever had.

6

When you’re pooping on the toilet, you laugh, and the poop comes out faster, like it’s trying to get out of your butt before you’re done.

I was pooping and laughing, and it came out like a rocket.

She was pooping, laughing, and the poop was flying out.

He was pooping, laughing, and the poop was like a waterfall.

7

A monster with claws that can tear your face off and jaws that can eat you whole. It’s the worst thing in the world.

That monster in the movie had claws like a Jabberwock.

My dad is like a Jabberwock when he’s angry.

The thing that chased me had jaws like a Jabberwock.