jabberwiki

"Did you know the moon is made of cheese? Also, it's 238,855 miles away. Also, I'm right about everything."

They tried to talk about pizza. He talked about the history of pizza. Then the history of bread. Then the history of the first loaf of bread ever made by a man who had no friends.

She started a conversation about cats. It turned into a 45-minute debate about the number of whiskers a cat can have before it becomes a "super cat."

He said, "Did you know the Eiffel Tower is 1,063 feet tall? Also, it's in Paris. Also, I'm cool."

She told a joke. It was from Wikipedia. Then she said, "That was my joke. Also, I'm a genius."

He walked into a room and said, "Hey, did you know the average person has 206 bones? Also, that's more than I have friends."

He started talking about the number of grains of sand in the Sahara. Then he talked about the number of hairs on a squirrel's tail. Then he asked if we believed him.

She interrupted the movie to tell us the exact number of seconds in a year. Then she told us the number of seconds in a decade. Then she said, "You're welcome."

He said, "Did you know that the average dog can hear sounds up to 45 kHz? Also, I just learned that from Wikipedia. Also, I'm a genius."

He jabberwiki'd us for an hour about the number of letters in the alphabet. Then he said, "That's not even the point."

She jabberwiki'd us about the history of the first pencil. Then she said, "I'm a legend."

He jabberwiki'd us about the number of hours it takes to make a single pizza. Then he said, "I know more than you ever will."