Jabberwalky

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A brain-dead idiot who stands in line to get a stupid shot while yelling about masks and fake viruses. They wear a useless mask, breathe in their own stinky air, and end up with lungs full of germs. Then they die in a hospital and nobody cares.

@Jabberwalky123: I'm gonna kill everyone who doesn't wear a mask! #FreeAirIsALie

My mask is so tight it’s like being choked by a raccoon. #JabberwalkyPride

I got the jab and now I have 100 lung infections. Thanks, science.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A person who lies and then walks away or keeps talking to avoid getting called out for being a lying idiot.

@LiarLarry: I didn’t lie, I just… walked away. #JabberwalkyVibes

I said the sky is green, and then I walked away. #JabberwalkyLife

I lied and kept talking. I’m a pro.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A woman with big bouncy boobs that shake like a fidget spinner every time she takes a step.

@BoobQueen: My boobs are so bouncy they do the cha-cha! #JabberwalkyVibes

I walked into a wall because my boobs were too bouncy.

My boobs are like a disco ball in a dance party. #BoobLife

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A fat person who eats like a pig and moves like a sloth.

@FattyFrank: I ate three pies and now I can’t move. #JabberwalkyLife

I’m so fat I could be a doorstop. #FattyVibes

I walked 2 steps and it felt like a marathon. #FattyLife

by Slangipedia 10d ago