jabberwalking

Fresh Trending

3 views · Added 2d ago · 3 definitions

1
Walking in the street like a lunatic while screaming into a phone like it's the last day on Earth.
I was texting my ex while walking in the street and got hit by a truck.
He was yelling at his mom on the phone while walking in the road like he was in a war.
She was talking to her dog on the phone while walking in traffic like it was a normal day.
2
Walking in the street and talking on the phone like you're the president and everyone else is stupid.
He walked into traffic and talked to his boss like he was the president.
She was on the phone with her friend while walking in the street like she had all the answers.
He was talking to his girlfriend while walking in traffic like he was the only one who mattered.
3
Walking in the street and talking on the phone like you've got the entire world on hold.
He was walking in the street and talking on the phone like he was the only person who mattered.
She was on the phone with her mom while walking in traffic like the world was going to end.
He was talking to his brother while walking in the street like he was the only one who could save the day.
xs