jabberwalkie

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A dumbass who talks nonsense and walks off like they're right, just to dodge being called out.

'I'm not wrong, I'm just leaving!', said no jabberwalkie ever.

He claimed the sky was green and walked out before anyone could prove it wasn't.

She said the moon was made of cheese and left before anyone asked for proof.

A meaty, big-ass human who looks like they were made in a meat factory.

'I'm not fat, I'm just... extra.', said the man who couldn't fit in a chair.

She ate three pies and called it a snack.

He weighed 300 pounds and still claimed he was 'lean and mean.'

A brain-dead moron who waited in line for a useless shot and screamed about masks like they were the last hope of humanity.

He yelled at people for not wearing masks like they were his life's work.

She cried about the virus like it was the end of the world.

He got the jab and still believed masks could stop a hurricane.

A woman with huge, bouncing boobs that move like they have their own dance routine.

She walked into the room and the whole office stared.

Her boobs bounced so hard, they made the table shake.

She wore a shirt with a hole, and it was a fashion statement.