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A woman with claws so long they look like they belong on a monster, takes a dick so deep it’s like she’s fishing, then yanks the balls out like they’re a prize and steals the wallet and ring like it’s a robbery.
She pulled my balls out like they were a surprise gift and took my ring like it was a coupon.
He was so deep she had to use his wallet as a napkin.
She took my ring and my balls and left me with nothing but a bruise and a bill.