Jabbersnack

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so good it makes your brain explode and your pants smell like victory

This cake is Jabbersnack. I ate it and now my left foot is doing the cha-cha.

That concert was Jabbersnack. I might have cried. I might have peed my pants. Both are true.

This pizza is Jabbersnack. I tried to eat it. It tried to eat me.

the kind of good that makes you want to punch the sky and text your mom

This movie was Jabbersnack. I laughed so hard my neighbor thought I was having a seizure.

That game was Jabbersnack. I won. I cried. I threw my controller at my brother.

This sandwich is Jabbersnack. I ate it. My dog ate it. My dog cried.

the best thing since sliced bread and your grandpa’s bad jokes

This party was Jabbersnack. I danced like a chicken. I drank like a sailor. I still don’t know what happened.

That speech was Jabbersnack. I listened. I laughed. I texted my ex.

This book is Jabbersnack. I read it. I cried. I probably shouldn’t have.

so good it makes your face look like a potato and your soul happy

That concert was Jabbersnack. I screamed. I danced. I might have yelled at my mom.

This pizza is Jabbersnack. I ate it. I loved it. I might have yelled at my brother.

That movie was Jabbersnack. I laughed. I cried. I still don’t know why.

the kind of good that makes you want to hug your enemies and throw your socks at the sky

This cake was Jabbersnack. I ate it. I yelled. I might have yelled at my cat.

That game was Jabbersnack. I won. I cried. I might have cried in my pants.

This book is Jabbersnack. I read it. I laughed. I might have laughed at my dad.