jabberjew

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a person who talks way too much and won't shut up even when you tell them to.

Bro, you're still talking about your cat's hairball problems. Just. Stop.

I tried to watch a movie and this guy kept explaining every single joke like it was a college lecture.

My mom is a jabberjew. She talks through the entire meal and doesn’t even wait for me to finish my burger.

a human who thinks every thought is worth sharing, even the bad ones.

My dad said, 'I had a bad day at work. Also, my socks don’t match. Also, my dog ate my homework.'

This girl in class told me her entire life story during lunch. And it was only Tuesday.

My neighbor yells about his lawn every morning. It’s like a daily sermon.

a person who can’t keep their mouth closed, even when it’s not their turn to speak.

At the family dinner, my uncle interrupted my aunt before she could finish her soup.

In the middle of my presentation, my friend blurted out, 'I think you're wearing pants!'

My teacher had to stop the class because the kid next to me was talking to his pencil.

someone who talks so much it feels like they’re trying to fill the silence with their own noise.

I was trying to read a book and my brother was talking about his video game for 10 minutes straight.

My friend’s mom talks during the movie. It’s like she’s giving a speech to the whole theater.

I asked my cousin how he was and he told me about his whole week, his dog, and his neighbor’s cat.

a person who thinks they’re the only one who has something to say.

In the car, my brother talked the whole way there about his crush. No one else got to say anything.

My mom interrupts every conversation to talk about her day. It's like she’s the main character of everyone’s life.

At the party, this guy just kept talking about his job like it was the only thing that mattered.