Jabbergasm

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The mess you make when you're still talking on the phone after you finish jabberwanking. It's like your brain is stuck in a loop.
'I'm still on the phone, I can't stop talking!'
'I jabberwanked and now I'm texting my mom about it.'
'I'm on the phone, I just finished jabberwanking, and I'm still going.'
2
What happens when you're too distracted by your phone to stop jabberwanking. It's like your brain is broken.
'I was jabberwanking and now I can't stop talking to my crush.'
'I jabberwanked and then I started texting my dad about it.'
'I can't stop jabberwanking and I'm still on the phone.'
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The aftermath of jabberwanking when you’re still on the phone. It's like your brain won't shut up.
'I just jabberwanked and now I'm texting my best friend about it.'
'I'm still on the phone, and I can't stop jabberwanking.'
'I jabberwanked, and now I’m talking to my mom about it.'
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What you get when you're still talking on the phone after you finish jabberwanking. It's like your brain is on fire.
'I just jabberwanked and now I’m texting my crush about it.'
'I was on the phone, I jabberwanked, and now I’m still talking.'
'I can't stop talking because I just finished jabberwanking.'
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The result of jabberwanking while you're still on the phone. Your brain is like a broken record.
'I jabberwanked and now I'm texting my mom about it.'
'I can't stop talking because I'm still on the phone.'
'I just finished jabberwanking, and I'm still on the phone.'
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The state you're in after jabberwanking and still being on the phone. Your brain is like a wild animal.
'I jabberwanked and now I’m texting my crush like a wild animal.'
'I’m still on the phone, and my brain is acting like a wild animal.'
'I just finished jabberwanking, and my brain won't stop.'
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