jabberchanic

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A car mechanic who talks your ear off about all the fancy cars they've supposedly fixed, but has zero proof and works out of a garage that smells like a dead raccoon. Their pants are always hanging off their hips and their hands look like they’ve been dipped in motor oil and boiled in a pot.

I fixed a Lamborghini once. I swear it. It was a miracle. Or maybe I just wished really hard.

You think I work on fancy cars? I work on cars that have more rust than a pirate’s treasure map.

I’ve fixed cars that could outlive your grandma. And I don’t need a picture to prove it.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A mechanic who brags about fixing super cars like they’re in the Olympics, but their shop is so tiny you’d think the car would fall off the edge of the Earth. They never take a photo of their work and their coveralls look like they’ve been in a war with a grease fire.

I’ve fixed cars that cost more than your mortgage. I don’t need a photo. You believe me or you don’t.

I don’t need a picture. I fixed a Ferrari. In my head. That’s good enough.

I once fixed a car that was faster than your ex. No proof. Just vibes.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A mechanic who talks about all the fancy cars they’ve supposedly fixed, but their shop is so tiny it looks like it was built by a mouse. They wear pants that hang down to their knees and their hands look like they’ve been dipped in oil and fried.

I’ve fixed cars that cost more than your car. I don’t need a photo. I’ve got stories.

I fixed a car that was so fancy it had a name. And it was all in my head.

I don’t need a picture. I fixed a car so fast it made your car look like it was going on vacation.

by Slangipedia 2d ago