Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A wild mess of hair that looks like it was hit by a truck and then set on fire.

My cousin's hair looks like a raccoon got a perm and a tattoo.

My dog tried to eat my hair and now it's all frizzy and crazy.

My hair after I used six different hair products and screamed at the mirror.

2

When your hair decides it's going to war with your head and everyone else.

My hair looks like it was in a fight with a vacuum cleaner.

My hair is so wild it could start a rebellion.

My hair is like a tangled-up monster trying to eat my scalp.

3

A hair style that’s so bad it makes your mom cry and your dad throw up.

My hair looks like it was dipped in glue and then set on fire.

My hair is so messy it has its own zip code.

My hair is like a jungle and I’m the lost tourist.

4

Your hair is so out of control it might just leave your head and go on vacation.

My hair is like a hurricane and my head is the victim.

My hair is so wild it could start a cult.

My hair is like a tangled spiderweb and I’m the trapped fly.

5

When your hair looks like it got run over by a car and then stepped on by a donkey.

My hair is like a tornado hit it and then it got mad.

My hair is so messed up it could write a book about it.

My hair is like a tangled mess and my head is the prison.

6

Your hair is so bad it’s like it got in a fight with a blender and lost.

My hair looks like it was put in a blender and then screamed at.

My hair is like a tangled rope and my head is the knot.

My hair is so wild it has its own personality and it's arguing with me.