Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid device that makes your emo level go up like a rocket.

My emo level just exploded because of this Jabber Gun.

I used my Jabber Gun and now I’m crying like a baby.

This Jabber Gun is the worst invention ever.

2

The worst thing ever made for people who can’t handle their feelings.

I got my feelings hurt by this Jabber Gun.

This thing is for weak people.

My feelings are now broken because of the Jabber Gun.

3

A fancy way to whine and make everyone else annoyed.

I whined so much with my Jabber Gun that my mom left the room.

This Jabber Gun is just a fancy way to be annoying.

My friend got so annoyed by my Jabber Gun that he yelled at me.

4

A machine that turns normal people into emotional disasters.

I turned into a crying mess because of the Jabber Gun.

My friend became an emotional disaster after using it.

This machine is the reason I’m sad right now.

5

Something you use to make your feelings go from zero to hero in one second.

My feelings went from zero to hero because of the Jabber Gun.

I used the Jabber Gun and suddenly I was a hero.

This thing made my feelings go from bad to amazing.

6

A magical tool for people who can't stop feeling things.

This magical tool made me feel things I didn’t want to feel.

I used the magical Jabber Gun and now I’m a crying mess.

This magical thing is the reason I’m feeling everything.