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A party where friends stuff their faces with food while screaming at each other like they're in a cage match.
We ate so much pizza I thought I was gonna burst. And I didn't even get the last slice.
My friend talked so loud I thought the waiter was gonna throw a drink at him.
We laughed so hard I think my ribs are still sore from it.
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When a bunch of friends go to a restaurant and argue over who ordered the worst dish.
I said my burger was the worst. My friend said hers was worse. Now we're in a war over who's the worst eater.
We started a full-blown food debate. It got so intense, the whole restaurant was listening.
My friend spilled her drink on me. Now we're both mad, and the argument just got worse.
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A gathering where friends eat, laugh, and occasionally throw food at each other like they're in a food fight.
I threw a piece of chicken at my friend. It hit her in the face. Now she's mad.
We laughed so much we didn't even notice the mess we made.
The waiter came over and said we were the loudest group he'd ever seen. I told him I was just getting started.
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