jabbe

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Jabbe is what dumbass rednecks from Mississippi shout at niggers in the fields like they're actually doing work.
Jabbe! Get that corn picked before I slap you with a hoe!
Jabbe! You ain't even trying!
Jabbe! You're slower than my grandma's walker!
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When you jerk off so fast it sounds like a jet engine and you scream like you're getting stabbed by a thousand dildos.
Jabbe! I came in my pants and my cat ran away!
Jabbe! My wall is now a cum bomb!
Jabbe! I screamed so loud my neighbors called the cops!
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A wrinkled old man or woman who smells like old socks and thinks they're still cool.
Jabbe! You're older than my dog's arthritis!
Jabbe! You look like a soggy hot dog!
Jabbe! You’re the reason I don’t want to be old!
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Jabbe is everything. It's sex. It's driving. It's talking. It's hanging out. It's being alive and stupid.
Jabbe! I had sex with my neighbor and now I hate my life!
Jabbe! I drove to work and I forgot where I was!
Jabbe! I talked too much and now I’m tired!
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When a guy shoves his hard meat in a woman’s face like she owes him money.
Jabbe! You stuck your meat in my face like I was a bank!
Jabbe! You looked like a meatball in my face!
Jabbe! I saw your meat and I was confused!
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Jabbe is when you have sex with a pregnant girl and poke the baby’s head, or when you stick your cock in a girl’s eye and poke her brain until your dick bends.
Jabbe! I poked the baby’s head and it cried!
Jabbe! I put my cock in her eye and it was gross!
Jabbe! My dick is bent and I don’t know why!
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