Jabbawalkee Fix

Current Trending

4 views · Added 11d ago · 3 definitions

A human mix of Asian and Black, like a failed science experiment that smells like fried rice and bad decisions.

My cousin is a Jabbawalkee Fix. He eats noodles with his hands and yells at the internet.

My friend's kid is a Jabbawalkee Fix. He says 'Why?' to everything and cries when he loses at Fortnite.

My neighbor is a Jabbawalkee Fix. He wears a hoodie inside out and thinks he's a superhero.

A person who’s got Asian genes and Black vibes, like a confused kid who got tossed into a blender with soy sauce and cornbread.

My teacher is a Jabbawalkee Fix. She talks about math and raps about her problems.

My brother is a Jabbawalkee Fix. He wears socks with sandals and thinks he’s a gangster.

My mom’s friend is a Jabbawalkee Fix. She eats rice for breakfast and calls her dog ‘Sir.’

A person who’s half Asian and half Black, like a kid who got stuck in a microwave and came out screaming about both cultures.

My dog’s owner is a Jabbawalkee Fix. He eats dumplings for dinner and raps in the shower.

My classmate is a Jabbawalkee Fix. He wears a hat inside out and yells at the principal.

My dad’s brother is a Jabbawalkee Fix. He drinks tea and calls his chicken ‘Mr. Cluck.’