Jabbawack'n

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When city folks talk like they have a bunch of raccoons in their mouths. Constant grumbling that sounds like they’re arguing with their breakfast.
'I’m gonna eat your whole face for breakfast,' he said through a mouth full of grits.
She was Jabbawack'n so hard, the whole bus thought she was having a seizure.
He tried to explain the problem, but it just came out as a mess of words and frustration.
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When people talk like they’re trying to spit out a whole conversation at once. It’s like they’re talking with their tongue tied and a mouth full of trash.
He Jabbawack'n’d the entire bus route and no one knew what he was saying.
She was so Jabbawack'n’d, I had to ask her if she was mad at me.
He tried to tell me about his day, but it came out like a broken blender.
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When people talk like they’re chewing their words instead of saying them. It’s like they have a mouth full of gravel and they’re trying to make sense.
He Jabbawack'n’d the whole time, and I still don’t know what he meant.
She was Jabbawack'n’d so loud, the whole block heard her.
He tried to explain the problem, but it came out like a broken radio.
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When people talk like they’re trying to talk and eat at the same time. It sounds like they’re arguing with their food.
He Jabbawack'n’d through his entire lunch break and no one knew what he was saying.
She was so Jabbawack'n’d, I had to write it down to understand.
He tried to explain his day, but it came out like a mess of words and spaghetti.
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When people talk like they’re trying to say something, but their mouth is full of nonsense. It sounds like they’re arguing with themselves.
He Jabbawack'n’d the entire time and I still didn’t get it.
She was Jabbawack'n’d so loud, the whole street heard her.
He tried to tell me what happened, but it came out like a broken record.
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